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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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