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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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