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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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