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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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