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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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