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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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