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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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