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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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