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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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