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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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