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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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