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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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