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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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