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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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