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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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