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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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