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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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