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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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