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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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