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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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