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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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