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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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