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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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