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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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