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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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