Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.