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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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