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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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