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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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