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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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