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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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