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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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