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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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