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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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