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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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