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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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