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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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