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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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