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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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