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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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