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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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