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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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