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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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