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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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