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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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