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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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