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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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