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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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