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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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