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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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