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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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