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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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