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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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