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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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