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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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