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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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