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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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