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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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