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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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