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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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