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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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