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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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