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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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