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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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