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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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