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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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