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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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