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Pet death
My
brother
had their beloved pet
puppy 🐶
Worf
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a bear 🐻
a cheetah 😺
a bull 🐮
a wild boar 🐗
a rhinoceros 🦏
a hyena 🐺
a venomous snake 🐍
an ostrich 🐦
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