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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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