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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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