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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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