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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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