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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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