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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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