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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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