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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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